what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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