I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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