So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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