All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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