That's intense
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
