First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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