I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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