Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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