I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
