yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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