ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
