So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
