Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my shit smells like andre
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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