so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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