She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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