We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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