it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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