is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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