I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
where are my eyebrows?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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