omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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