I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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