Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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