all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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