at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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