My underwear smells like fireworks.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
