I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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