hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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