The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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