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I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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