Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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