no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Randomize
