just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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