Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i believe in u and ur pee
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