3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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