My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
