Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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