Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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