He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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