im gay
i know
yea but for you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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