u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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