I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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