I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just puked most of my soul out..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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