im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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