How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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