Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Randomize
