Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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