Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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