matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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