I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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