i just google imaged poop.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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