I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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