and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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