I want to stick my p in your. b.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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