It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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