i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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