It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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